sometimes sometimes not all the time but sometimes
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via eh-chan)
captainamerica-in-middle-earth:
SO! Meta-ass has Heaven all to himself, now. His revenge is complete.
It’s a place he’s envisioned for thousands of years, a true paradise of his own making. But, he might have a few little problems didn’t foresee…
I think he’s gonna be looking at the new Team Free Heaven.
“Oh, shit.”
THE PERFECT REASON TO BRING THEM ALL BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREAMING
Hey, don’t forget Pamela!!
i hope they bring them back just one more time
(via daniellewinchester)
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
(Source: fromawarriordescended, via onewomandisneyland)
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"









